Vag cake, with chocolate spinkles in all the wrong (or right?) places.

I rolled out of bed at 7.50 (as usual) and got ready for my 8.15 departure.
5 minutes to heat the milk.
5 minutes to eat .
8:00am.
5 minutes to brush my teeth. 5 minutes to get dressed. 2 minutes to ‘do my hair’. And the remaining 3 minutes were spent searching for my shoes.
8.16am – how good am i? Who said girls took forever to get ready?

Moving along, I Must say, I have THE BEST group of friends! It was kirRawr’s birthday on Tuesday, so to mark the event, a certain member of the group who has an uncanny talent for making male AND female genital shaped cakes, made a lovely cake. Golden butter cake, yum....but somehow I’m not convinced that that was all that was in there...
Anywho, the X-rated cakes have now become a sort of tradition in our circle of friends...i wonder what I’ll get *hint to the cake maker: I’d like one too*
Brad also pointed out that x-rated cakes are suitable for all, even the super religious Nina. So watch out nina, a crucifix made of two crossed dildos is coming your way.

Here's how recess unfolded:

And yes, for those of you who are wondering, Brad Ate Pussy. (i thought i'd never see the day)

Anywho, following this eventful recess, came biology and a chem lesson where i was enlightened on the ways in which gametes are produced. Epididymis is a rather odd word.

Chem, we distilled alcohol. That's right, 100% ethanol baby. One good, long wiff of that stuff, and you'd skip the whole fun drunk stage, and move right to the hangover. The headache stuck with me for the remainder of the day.
Lunch time, tanning (H)

Following my lead to getting black, the remainder of the group took to tanning, with Amy showing a little more of herself than i've ever seen before ;]
Then the usual conversation started, hot topics:
"POCKET VAG!" and the mechanics, wet t-shirt competitions, and cleaning barbeques with pub squash and other such random and "unchaste" subjects were main topics of conversation. - as i said, i have the world's best friends.

I should probably do some chem homework...so that i don't fail the prelim THAT badly...and i've got dancing tonight, so i better get cracking.
`till next time,


Have fun, play it safe, keep it sexy.
*Sigh*

-silent-j